english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

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These people be like “stay hydrated” but they pee yellow as f*ck

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ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda

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"Do not mock a pain that you haven’t endured."
- Unknown (via giant-tree)

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Anonymously message me (3) things you want to know about me.

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